High and Low: Start savin' for those therapy bills

Cradle or a grave?
It's a flippin' card board Box, for the love of Pete! Perhaps a "greener" option would be a dresser drawer like the old days!
Clever, sure but maybe better for a doll, not a real baby...what if the dog ate it? It says it's flame resistant but....come on.

Now this is a cradle for real nightmares! Poor Baby!
An original 1922 Bauhaus treasure, to be sure. Not only does it cost an arm and a leg, but it's scary! I think I'd rather use it for newspaper recycling. Give it to her as an art investment -it's no slumber sanctuary.

Call me a spoiled American but perhaps this cradle...is a better choice.